Roaring with laughter

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): "Life would be a lot less boring if there was a fight to pick." So mused the narrator of a show about rival monkey groups on cable TV's "Animal Planet." The moment I heard this, my psychic sensors went on red alert and the image of a lethargic bull popped into my mind's eye. "Uh-oh," I thought. "I bet this is a theme I should warn my Taurus readers about." Checking the astrological aspects, I had my hunch confirmed. And so I am asking you not to seek an exit from your doldrums by throwing your weight around in a china store or in a crowded room full of sensitive egos. Have a little patience, and your healthy, lusty appetites will soon return, rescuing you from the need to spark an entertaining ruckus.

Mr. Brezsny, your timing, as always, is vastly entertaining..

Warning...

Apparently I'm punchy today...

*fidget* *fidget*

Must find things to do that will keep me busy until I get my son....

*fidget*

There are days when the fact that my work doesn't keep me 100% busy all the time is a baad thing.

Silliness

Actually, it got the likeliest candidates for tricking me....

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Has anyone seen...

my brain? Or at least the higher order functioning part of it?

I haven't used it all day at work and I'm afeared it might have wandered off without me.

We who are about to hurt themselves

salute you.

Hopefully I have a good report in the morning.

Yes, I'm being cryptic.

No, there's no reason to worry.

I am doing something good for myself for once.

Trust me