Content Filler for today - If I was in your bed

If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would you do?
You're allowed to pick as many as needed.

1) go back to sleep
2) slap me
3) cuss me out
4) just tell me to leave
5) cuddle
6) make me breakfast
7) ask me my name
8) call the cops
9) kiss me
10) laugh
11) smile
12) ask, "Aren't you on face book?"..
13) swear to never drink again
14) have sex with me
15) "What the fuck?"
16) other (explain)

Repost and see just what people get up to with you in their bed. You might be surprised!

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