Carried by rats, my aunt's fanny - I'd say babies....

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with The_nita's Disorder
Cause:	spread by rats
Symptoms:	slightly red eye, slightly memory loss, rosy cheeks
Cure:	bleach
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Further evidence that...

I do not get the US government.

The land of the free and the home of the brave hasn't felt much like either to me for the last few years.

Which is a shame. I can't say I want to live there, but it seemed like a nice idea for an experiment.