the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Evil smile)
I'm better than a pork chop!
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Bad video, combined with bad "original" singer, combined with very silly literal lyrics = much amused Nita
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"One year ago today, Barack Obama was sworn in. After the election last night, he's still swearing."
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Interrupting a political newscast for a 5 second bit of silliness that involves rocking out to 80's British punk bands while trying to explain the various "Gangs" in the US government just entertains me.
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the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Trust Us)
needs this
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How NOT to dispose of a dead whale )

Really? That was the bright idea???
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the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Tongue)
Malcom Reynolds is a piker.

1) For the statement - hells yah, Starbuck was the first space cowboy.
2) And then it goes downhill - who the hell decided that Starbuck should be a WOMAN??
3) Someone else who uses "piker" - and I was beginning to think I was all alone in that...
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Found off wandering LJ stuff at [livejournal.com profile] baronessekat's journal
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the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Evil smile)


Here's Johnny....
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If your Klingon weapon says that it has Celtic enscriptions [sic] on it, it’s probably a good sign that it’s not a very accurate replica.

Someone robbed 7-11's at Bat'leth point
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the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Bad Girl)
From an article I'm reading:

When confined to an airplane, DON’T imagine removing your glasses and stripping down to your Superman costume before flying through the window. (Note: It’s perfectly acceptable to wear a Superman costume under real clothes UNLESS it prevents effective listening.)


I know too many people this works for.
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the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Merc)
I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time.

Warning: Potentially offensive, may not be safe for work, if your work doesn't have a sense of humour. Static images. Likely deliberately provocative.
the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Don Quixote)
XKCD today is all about me
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Using US military/politico speak as a way to describe sex.

Especially ending it with "After 15 years of marriage, I'd be shocked if you were awed."
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Yup - choose your own adventure youtube. Thank you [livejournal.com profile] briandorian for the link.
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the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Work)
Item the first:

The nutbars good people at PETA have decided that fish are discriminated against because of their name.

What do they want to do?

Rename them - cause who would ever want to put a hook through a sea kitten's head.

Item the second:

It appears that Piers Anthony has started his own vanity press, complete with some doozies for authors (you have to read the bios).

And with that, he's finally come on the scene of official soft core porn writing.

Mundania Press and his gift to bookworms everywhere, Pornucopia and the sequel, The Magic Fart.

I wish I was making this up. I'd make a mint as a comic.
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the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Books)
because it's too damned funny not to be shared.

If you ever read cheesy SF&F, this should hit the funny bone.
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the_nita: usual shot when I'm directing - since I'm *not* looking at actors, I must be working on the script. (Dork)
Open firefox.
Type "about:robots" (and only that) in the URL field.
Work safe.
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